SO here is our plan for this FRIDAY: Our annual Panda Carcinogenic Anniversary Celebrations. PCAC.

STEAMBOAT
Due to too many excessive carginogenic activities in the past year, many pandas among our ranks feel that a deviation from our time honored tradition is required so that we may enjoy many more such masochistic activities without the adjunct use of radiation or chemo therapy for many many more years. Steamboat and sushi would be the order of the day.

Punggol Park
SO the highlight of our gathering this coming friday would be steamboat and sushi! Despite many suspicions that holding a gathering within the confines of Punggol Park would greatly benefit those pandas who reside nearby, I assure everyone of you that there are no such selfish intentions from any of our unnamed pandas or pig.

Transportation Arrangements
So this year we shall finally visit Punggol Park to dispel any notions that it is indeed very near to anyone's house in particular. In fact to prove the unselfish spirit of our pandas, the high graciousness of the general assembly of panda car owners Mr Colin Teo will resume his normal duties and send all pandas home. A round of applause please.

Meeting Time
As I am aware, there were a few scruffles and unpleasantries over the inability of pandas to make it early for this once in a year highlight of our unique clan. I am deeply sorry that due to the unfortunate and sudden manifestation of a birthday party of the relative of one of our panda associate, SHE(both her and her relative but her relative is not accorded the honor of attending our prestigious event) would not be able to be on time for our gathering. As such, we will still proceed with a meeting time of 5 pm at TEOHENG so that we may revel in contemporary music and chorus to the tune of the Pandas anthem WITHOUT one of our esteemed member.

You are forgiven
The guilty party sends in a thousand regrets and I take it upon myself to forgive her on behalf of our whole clan. I shall not name and shame the involved person but rest assured we are NOT PRAYING for the success of her party. In fact her name is in this passage and only the sharp of mind and eye can spot it. As a show of repentance, the above notmentioned panda has shaved and styled her fur in extremely disgusting fashion. XUETING SUCKS! hahaahahaa

TEOHENG for 3 hours

BUYING FOOD AT 8pm

Traveling to Punggol Park

Overnight stay

NOTE to certain pandas: please remember to bring the following items. The result of an ailing memory and left behind items would be very hungry and angry pandas and pig. The above is not a threat. It is a gaurantee.

MR COlin Teo:
CAR
STEAMBOAT SET
(With great power comes great responsibilities.WIth big cars come many pandas to send home)

The rest of the pandas:
Appetite
Chopsticks
Bowls
Ladle
Tissue paper
mats
boardgames
and a few other things which I forgot to list.

To preempt certain questions like where are we getting our sushi, I shall satisfy the passion of your curious minds now. I suddenly have the urge to make sushi. SO I shall be learning to make sushi FOR THE FIRST TIME from a BOOK or INTERNET.It is a requirement of the Charters of Panda revised and updated to Bear with me and pig out with me.

The above message is not conclusive and but in the spirit of not answering to messages on panda blog, silence means consent. To be continued.


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